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Drummer jokes

Drummer jokes are jokes that are directed at drummers and percussionists, often impugning their musicianship or intelligence.[1] They have circulated since the early 20th century; a 1930 article in the magazine The Ludwig Drummer referred to the joke "ten musicians and drummer" as "an old saying".[2]

Drummer jokes typically try to show them as lacking civilised behaviour or musical proficiency, with occasional references to a lack of mental agility and timekeeping ability.[3] The jokes have arisen because of drummers' reputation as being wild and savage, as demonstrated by the Muppet Animal, the Who's Keith Moon, Led Zeppelin's John Bonham and Mötley Crüe's Tommy Lee.[3][4] According to a study in Brain and Behavior in December 2019, however, drummers' brains are actually better connected because of the continual and repetitive practice. This thickens the fibers in the main connecting tract between the brain's two halves, and allows better organisation for motor skills.[5] Comedian Al Murray, who is a drummer in his band Fat Cops, says the jokes are completely inaccurate, and force drummers together as a community.[6]

Since the 1990s, there have been several websites dedicated to drummer jokes.[7] In 2014, David Singleton's alter ego The Vicar produced a drummer joke app for iOS, described as "so simple, even a drummer could use it".[8] An obituary of Rush drummer Neil Peart in Billboard said he was "an extraordinary being sent to Earth to destroy drummer jokes".[9]

Examples

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once![10][6]
What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A drummer.[11]
What's the last thing you're likely to hear a drummer say?
Hey guys, do you want to play one of my songs?[12]

A variation on drummer jokes plays on the fact that they are more likely to be fans of famous drummers than musicians generally.[13]

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
12 - one to change the bulb, and 11 to talk about how Buddy Rich would have done it![13]

See also

References

Citations

  1. ^ "21 of the best drummer jokes ever". Music Radar. 2 April 2020. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  2. ^ Brennan 2020, p. 4.
  3. ^ a b Raymer, Miles (25 January 2013). "The 10 Craziest Drummers Ever". Esquire. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  4. ^ Brennan 2020, p. 2.
  5. ^ "Science Says Drummers' Brains Are Better". Drum Magazine. 19 December 2019. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  6. ^ a b "The Pub Landlord: In Britain's hour of need, Al Murray's…started a band?". Big Issue. 21 March 2019. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  7. ^ Smith 2016, p. 6.
  8. ^ "Introducing the Vicar's Drummer Jokes and Celebrity Guessing Game app". Electric Bento. 13 April 2015. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  9. ^ "Neil Peart Believed in the Freedom of Music". Billboard. 11 January 2020. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  10. ^ "Hi-hats off to the drummers who sing". The Independent. 24 October 2013. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  11. ^ "The 17 worst things about being a percussionist". Classic FM. 15 September 2017. Retrieved 30 October 2020.
  12. ^ Smith 2016, p. 94.
  13. ^ a b Smith 2016, p. 46.

Sources

  • Brennan, Matt (2020). Kick It: A Social History of the Drum Kit. Oxford University Press. p. 2. ISBN 978-0-190-68386-3.
  • Smith, Gareth Dylan (2016). I Drum, Therefore I Am: Being and Becoming a Drummer. Routledge. p. 6. ISBN 978-1-317-11923-4.

The following sites have large repositories of drum jokes:

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